So sexiest jokes to kick it off with.
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Why do women get married in white?
So they match the kitchen appliances!
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Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
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What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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Come on guys lighten the place up.