Originally Posted by V_RocKs

So I go to a friends house and ask to use his computer to get a recipe for firecracker shrimp (jalapeno) and I can't surf anything. Window keeps closing. All kinds of errors for various DLL's...

I ask him WTF?

OH... I have a virus in Internet Explorer so I use Netscape. Netscape? You mean they still have a browser? wtf?

So I check out some shit... Windows XP SP1...

I ask about Windows Update... He says he stopped using that crap a long time ago. A friend says the updates are worse that the things they fix...

Anti-Virus? Norton from 2002 with the last update in 2003!

So I ask if he does banking or bill paying. Sure, but only in Netscape...

Gotta love America... This guy basically reminds me of 98% of every person I know. Just going with the flow. Investigate why my browser won't open? Naw... I am too busy looking for free porn!