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Redmanthatcould · 03-13-2009, 03:57 PM

The big issues President Norris will have to face with Texas are energy & economy. His energy solution is to add a drop of his own blood to each power plant, and to remedy the economic crisis, he is sending each Texan a strand of his own hair.

03-13-2009, 03:57 PM
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	The big issues President Norris will have to face with Texas are energy & economy. His energy solution is to add a drop of his own blood to each power plant, and to remedy the economic crisis, he is sending each Texan a strand of his own hair.