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Oh yeah, I got one for you....
I was in Norway for cold weather training with the US Marines when I needed to have mine pulled. This nurse asked me I wanted to get a week of leave from the Marines, and if I wanted to spend it at her house.
Sure!
She told me to smoke as much as I could right after my teeth were pulled. Sure enough, my mouth blew up like a balloon! I got a week of sick leave and spent it with this nurse eating jello and ice cream.
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