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Socks · 03-09-2009, 04:50 PM

Hi, there is currently an opening for a photo editor position with Torbe Cash. Unfortunately we have been attacked by the Trojan.Generic.Rotate.On.This virus which has left us with a headache among other things.

Successful applicant must be able to rotate pictures clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Experience with counter-clockwise rotation a plus.

We operate on a strict wont ask don't tell policy, your trade secrets will be safe with us.

Applicants with no picture rotation experience will be considered, but you must be willing to work with your head cocked sideways and/or resting on your shoulder.

Please contact with your resume and perhaps some photos you have successfully rotated in the past. You may also edit one of our "affected" pictures below.

This virus has left over 60% of the images in our members area in a permanent state of sideways. Our members are complaining of neck and back pains, and an inability to masturbate effectively.

Serious applicants only please!!

03-09-2009, 04:50 PM
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Job Opening at Torbe Cash - Photo Editor Needed ASAP. We have an image virus!! Hi, there is currently an opening for a photo editor position with Torbe Cash. Unfortunately we have been attacked by the Trojan.Generic.Rotate.On.This virus which has left us with a headache among other things. Successful applicant must be able to rotate pictures clockwise and counter-clockwise. Experience with counter-clockwise rotation a plus. We operate on a strict wont ask don't tell policy, your trade secrets will be safe with us. Applicants with no picture rotation experience will be considered, but you must be willing to work with your head cocked sideways and/or resting on your shoulder. Please contact with your resume and perhaps some photos you have successfully rotated in the past. You may also edit one of our "affected" pictures below. This virus has left over 60% of the images in our members area in a permanent state of sideways. Our members are complaining of neck and back pains, and an inability to masturbate effectively. Serious applicants only please!! Last edited by Eric; 03-10-2009 at 09:26 AM..