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Originally Posted by maxjohan
I have something to cover up, that's why no girl wants to fuck me.
Just the smell of this bastard gets them running a way with their tails between their legs.
Also I have to give props to the incomepent doctor for giving me this fucking toe after surgery.
So now you know My "I cant get laid worth shit story".. |
Sucks about your toe, man, but the fact that you don't bother to clip your other toe nails kind of tells me a little something about you, too. You could climb a tree with those talons...