Being a cat that always wants a deal I have fallen for many
#1:
Suspect: "Friend of a Friend"
Vehicle: 2002 Cadillac Escalade on 24's
Scam: He can FIX my credit for $1500.
Hook Line: "Look, at me!!! My shit was fuuuuuuuuuuucked up!"
What I got: NOTHING
Cost: $1500 down the drain
#2:
Suspect: 2 white "delivery men"
Vehicle: white van
Hook Line: "We delivered this order of theater speakers to a place down the street but the speaker store fucked up and gave us 4 speakers too many. ($4400 value)
What I got: Some no name bullshit sounds.
Cost: $600 down the drain
#3:
Suspect: Local Miami Hustlers
Vehicle: Gold Lexus Gs400
Hook Line: "I can get you 2 of them thangs for $30k when I know they are $25 each up your way"
What I got: 4.4 lbs of dry wall
Cost: $30k
#4:
Suspect: Pretty light skinned girl with a big booty
Vehicle: White Acura Legend
Hook Line: "Im on the pill"
What I got: A newborn "Crumb Snatcher"
Cost: $500 mo. for 18 yrs
And there are many more
