I'll watch Zebra watching Kimmy and Nina drink - IF - I can wear a safari outfit with hat and look through binoculars and give my speech with a South African accent...
"Roight this one is a woild zebra. Look at the way he drools out both sides of his mouth. That's the woiy the typical free range zebra stalks his proey. Notice the way he's humping the barstool."
MAN I'm gonna be funny someday. Until then you're just going to have to BUY MY CONTENT!
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