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Let's give the Canuks a night off and make fun of the aussies...
Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.
Australian foreplay - "Brace yerself Sheila."
What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
Bisexual.
Australian man: Why is your beer like having sex in a canoe?
English man: Dunno, why?
Australian man: It's like fucking close to water!
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