The tension builds, the day has arrived.
The greatest spectacle in sports entertainment is tonight!
(I guess I am a redneck at heart)
Predictions:
<b>Matt Hardy(c) Vs. Rey Mysterio {Cruiserweight Title} </b>
- First match, one of two that will steal the show.
<font color=yellow>Winner: Rey Mysterio</font>
<b>The Undertaker/Nathan Jones Vs. Big Show/A-Train</b>
- Nathan Jones is horrible. THis match will apparently take place in slowmotion.
<font color=yellow>Winner: DQ, Jones turns on Undertaker</font>
<b>Shawn Michaels Vs. Chris Jericho</b>
- Michaels comes through when least expected.
<font color=yellow>Winner: Diesel returns to smash on Jericho and HBK gets the win with the superkick</font>
<b>Victoria(c) Vs. Jazz Vs. Trish Stratus {Woman's title}</b>
<font color=yellow>Winner: Who cares....beer break. Stratus because she's Canadian</font>
<b>Triple H(c) Vs. Booker T {World Heavyweight Title}</b>
<font color=yellow>Winner: Triple HGH has trimmed down for this one. They wouldnt be playing the race card unless Booker T is the new champ.</font>
<b>Team Angle(c) Vs. Chris Benoit/Rhyno Vs. Los Guerrero's {WWE Tag Titles}</b>
<font color=yellow>Winner: Eddie and Chavo. Arriba La Rasa!</font>
<b>Hulk Hogan Vs. Vince McMahon</b>
<font color=yellow>Winner: Hogan. A million run ins from old timers wanting to beat on Vinnie Mac</font>
<b>Kurt Angle(c) Vs. Brock Lesnar {WWE Title Match}</b>
<font color=yellow>Winner: Angle. This might be his last match ever.</font>
<b>Steve Austin Vs. The Rock</b>
<font color=yellow>Winner: Austin after a very slow stunner. Austin is damn near handicapped so this aint gonna be fun to watch</font>
For the haters...blah blah blah, wrestling is fake...
