Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

One time I had a tailergater riding my ass at night, so I pulled my emergency brake briefly to scare the crap out of them (the parking brake light doesn't like when I did that). Unfortunately I found out it was a fucking COP tailgating me. The asshole didn't have his lights on. He wasn't trying to pass me (I was in the right lane of a 4-lane highway). He was on his way and was too much of a dumb son of a bitch to just pass me. When he pulled me over I couldn't believe how fucking stupid he was. Lucky for me someone on his radio was bitching about how he hadn't shown up yet, so he had to let me go. Haha. Fucker.