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Voodoo · 02-20-2009, 05:54 AM

Here are some interesting posts made back in 2001 by a supposed "Time Traveler" named "John Titor" from the year 2036. There are MANY posts that he made over a time frame back then, many of those posts included "Predictions" of future events. He also goes into detail about how "Time Travel" actually works, citing technology that a breakthrough technology from CERN (This just happened last year).

A very interesting read for those of you who are so inclined.

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Posted by John Titor on 01-27-2001 12:45 PM
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Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.

My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.

I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.

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Posted by John Titor on 02-01-2001 08:36 AM
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The 5100 had a very simple and unique feature that IBM did not account for and decided it was not in their best interest to advertise (which in hindsight was not very smart). This accidental feature was thus removed from any future desktop computers. In order to take advantage of this feature, the 5100 I have now required a couple of special “tweaks” that had to be done by one of the software engineers in 1975. Anyone who is familiar with this feature and was told to keep their mouth shut about it will be able to tell you what it is.

Yes we still have toilet tissue and some people still suffer from extreme anal fixation.

I have noticed and gotten used to the act of verbal conflict as a cathartic entertainment. I don’t totally understand it but I take no offense by it either. Perhaps we could just arm wrestle some day and still be able to have a pleasant conversation.

The year 2008 was a general date by which time everyone will realize the world they thought they were living in was over. The civil war in the United States will start in 2004. I would describe it as having a Waco type event every month that steadily gets worse. The conflict will consume everyone in the US by 2012 and end in 2015 with a very short WWIII.

The source of power for the C204 that allows it to distort and manipulate gravity comes from two microsingularities that were created, captured and cleaned at a much larger and “circular” facility. The dual event horizons of each one and their mass is manipulated by injecting electrons onto the surface of their respective ergospheres. The electricity comes from batteries. The breakthrough that will allow for this technology will occur within a year or so when CERN brings their larger facility online.

Perhaps it would have been clearer to state that the math has been around since 1970. I would urge you to examine the properties of Kerr black holes and Tipler cylinders. An actual working prototype was first tested in 2034. On my worldline, time travel is not a public recreation but we are all aware that it exists. You may be disappointed to know that the ability to manipulate gravity is not the technical challenge that had to be overcome. Miniaturizing the clocks and sensors, creating clever ways to vent x-rays and creating a computer system dependable enough to calculate the changes required to the field were the main challenges. There are no missing pieces…just missing energy levels and a few very interesting subatomic particles.

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I've been reading John Titor's posts here and there over the past 6 or 7 years. Just to see how closely his "Predictions" were to actual events. It's quite accurate in hindsight.

Here is the entire message archive if you are feeling froggy to read it:
http://www.anomalies.net/object/titororiginalpost.html

There is a site dedicated to his posts and following world events:
http://www.johntitor.com

I know, I know... get me a foil hat, it's a scam, it's fake, blah blah... It is still interesting.

02-20-2009, 05:54 AM
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Time Traveler from 2036: John Titor Discussion Here are some interesting posts made back in 2001 by a supposed "Time Traveler" named "John Titor" from the year 2036. There are MANY posts that he made over a time frame back then, many of those posts included "Predictions" of future events. He also goes into detail about how "Time Travel" actually works, citing technology that a breakthrough technology from CERN (This just happened last year). A very interesting read for those of you who are so inclined. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Posted by John Titor on 01-27-2001 12:45 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------ Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975. My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid. I will be happy to post pictures of the unit. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Posted by John Titor on 02-01-2001 08:36 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------ The 5100 had a very simple and unique feature that IBM did not account for and decided it was not in their best interest to advertise (which in hindsight was not very smart). This accidental feature was thus removed from any future desktop computers. In order to take advantage of this feature, the 5100 I have now required a couple of special “tweaks” that had to be done by one of the software engineers in 1975. Anyone who is familiar with this feature and was told to keep their mouth shut about it will be able to tell you what it is. Yes we still have toilet tissue and some people still suffer from extreme anal fixation. I have noticed and gotten used to the act of verbal conflict as a cathartic entertainment. I don’t totally understand it but I take no offense by it either. Perhaps we could just arm wrestle some day and still be able to have a pleasant conversation. The year 2008 was a general date by which time everyone will realize the world they thought they were living in was over. The civil war in the United States will start in 2004. I would describe it as having a Waco type event every month that steadily gets worse. The conflict will consume everyone in the US by 2012 and end in 2015 with a very short WWIII. The source of power for the C204 that allows it to distort and manipulate gravity comes from two microsingularities that were created, captured and cleaned at a much larger and “circular” facility. The dual event horizons of each one and their mass is manipulated by injecting electrons onto the surface of their respective ergospheres. The electricity comes from batteries. The breakthrough that will allow for this technology will occur within a year or so when CERN brings their larger facility online. Perhaps it would have been clearer to state that the math has been around since 1970. I would urge you to examine the properties of Kerr black holes and Tipler cylinders. An actual working prototype was first tested in 2034. On my worldline, time travel is not a public recreation but we are all aware that it exists. You may be disappointed to know that the ability to manipulate gravity is not the technical challenge that had to be overcome. Miniaturizing the clocks and sensors, creating clever ways to vent x-rays and creating a computer system dependable enough to calculate the changes required to the field were the main challenges. There are no missing pieces…just missing energy levels and a few very interesting subatomic particles. ##################### I've been reading John Titor's posts here and there over the past 6 or 7 years. Just to see how closely his "Predictions" were to actual events. It's quite accurate in hindsight. Here is the entire message archive if you are feeling froggy to read it: http://www.anomalies.net/object/titororiginalpost.html There is a site dedicated to his posts and following world events: http://www.johntitor.com I know, I know... get me a foil hat, it's a scam, it's fake, blah blah... It is still interesting. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 02-20-2009 at 05:59 AM..