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Old 03-29-2003, 11:34 PM  
matty
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Major points - That is classic!

First time i've heard that response to that story. SOOOO embarassing

LOL but cool, glad you could get some comic relief from such a rough story.

Here's the rest of it... Ambulance comes, are you hurt sir? No ma'am, im fine. Meanwhile 5-0's are searching my car from the Cigarette lighter to the catalitic converter for drugs and booze.

Cop takes the wheels away, i get a bill from Southern New England Telephone (SNET) for $1700 for that fucking telephone pole i blew out.

Anyway, 'ol pops picks me up, drives me home, i go to sleep, IMMEDIATELY, wake up in the morning, pillow covered in blood... im like What THE FUCK.. Reach up to my head, fine more blood. Turns out, the rear windshield shattered over my head and I had small glass shards sticking in my head. I guess the Adrenaline kept the pain down.. WOW, what a fuckin idiot. Stupid memories... And to think I sold out on that for a CHANCE to win some traffic LOL..
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