You know... life is pretty good... why should I complain? I'm glad I don't live in Iraq...
If your standard of living is better than the USA, I will drop support for the USA and move to your country
Let the games begin. Whatever country can paypal me the most money by April 1st, will win my support. If the amount exceeds 100,000 U$D, then I will move to your country! I will grace your country with my newly bought patriotism and fly your flag on my car every day (until another country can afford me).