Oh my, I have more stories than I could ever tell here. How about one from my early college days circa late nineties?
I met this girl online that went to my college and after chatting for a bit, we decided to hook up. She lived with her mom (who worked midnights at a local factory) and invited me over there and of course, I went. Well, one thing led to another and of course we end up in her bedroom. We fool around...I think we only went to third base that first night...but she did ask me to spend the night there and we both slept naked. Probably got to bed around 3 or 4 am...and her mom got home around 6 am, while we're both fast asleep.
Well, moms around the world have varying degrees of coolness with guys spending the night with their 19 year old daughters and this one wasn't extremely cool with it. The girl had locked her door and her mom saw a strange car in the driveway, so she started pounding on the door and the girl pushes me on the floor and throws a blanket over me and tells me to be quiet.
She then lets her mom in the room, who isn't fooled for a second, and comes over and pulls the blanket off my naked body and starts to yell at me and her daughter. I don't say a thing. She hands me my pants and I'm out of there as soon as I'm half dressed and don't talk to that girl for another 3 months until I bump into her at school.
We started dating then and it took me about 6 months before I could look her mom in the eyes.
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