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psili · 02-14-2009, 06:59 PM

I've got a jar of Vaseline, and 20 years of specially selected Sears lingerie catalog pages, elegantly placed in notebook plastic wrappers.
I'm throwing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" on repeat and going nuts to the nuts.
The rest of you suckers have fun with whatever else you're doing.

Okay. I'm lying: I've got a tub of Vaseline.

02-14-2009, 06:59 PM
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I've got a jar of Vaseline, and 20 years of specially selected Sears lingerie catalog pages, elegantly placed in notebook plastic wrappers. I'm throwing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" on repeat and going nuts to the nuts. The rest of you suckers have fun with whatever else you're doing. Okay. I'm lying: I've got a tub of Vaseline. __________________ Your post count means nothing.