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From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
Dear Mr. Nwauzir,
I'm not quite sure if your are able to comprehend basic English, or perhaps you are on some kind of mind numbing medication? I will once again repeat that my company do not give out advance payments. This may come as a great surprise to you, but did you know that there are people on the Internet who like to scam people? Don't you know that there are thieves out there who deserve nothing more than to have their testicles removed and fed to them.
Now, if you cannot do the work requested then that is fine by me. You are most welcome to seek recompense elsewhere, but please write down all your expectations about getting an advance payment from me, seal them in a large envelope, and post them to the following address:
Mr. Ima Mugg
419 No Hope Street Gardens
Notta Chance Inhell St.
Go Skrewyourself
U.K.
Warmest regards,
Charles Babbage - Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.
Chinweoke isn't a happy bunny.
From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Charles Babbage
Subject: ???
BASTARDS
U HV SUCCEEDED DIS TIME ARND, LEST C U GONNA GET THE
NEXT TIME
I suspect Chinweoke may have sussed that he was being played around with! I'll keep playing my part though.
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