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fatfoo · 02-13-2009, 10:23 AM

This one cracks me up.

It's time to set Chinweoke straight on a few things.

From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Sir.

I can understand your frustration, however the paperwork which you attached to me is not our official paperwork, and we are able to prove it.

We cannot contact Mr. Thomas Cook simply because we have no idea where he is. Again we have not had any contact with Mr. Cook for over 4 months now, and he no longer has any associations with our company.

Regarding the paperwork you attached; We do not have pictures of pirates on our letterheads, and also the VAT number is completely incorrect. Added to that there is no contact address, no contact email address, no contact telephone number, no contact fax number, and also the name of the board members are fake. Am the director of this company. My name should appear on an official agreement form, yet it does not appear on your copy. You sound like an intelligent man, do you think that a real agreement form should be missing such important information?

All the names of the board members are fake. They are actually related to "pirate" names. Let me explain:

1. Mr. Jim Lad
"Jim Lad" is a character in the famous pirate book, "Treasure Island". It is not a real name.

2. Mrs. C. Worthy
Obviously, this is a joke name, meant to sound like "Sea Worthy", describing a ship that is safe to use in the Sea.

3. Mr Valk De Planc
Again, this is a joke name. It is supposed to sound like the pirate phrase, "walk the plank".

4. Mr. Aye Patch
Once more, another joke name, made to sound like the "Eye Patch" that pirates sometimes wear.

As you can see, all those names are related to pirates and the sea.

I am sorry that you have obviously been the victim of a scam, however my company cannot be held responsible for the fact that you have not taken precautions or done your research. Please do feel free to report the offence to your local law enforcement. I wish you luck.

Thank you for your email.

Charles Babbage - Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

02-13-2009, 10:23 AM
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	This one cracks me up. It's time to set Chinweoke straight on a few things. From: Charles Babbage To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor Dear Sir. I can understand your frustration, however the paperwork which you attached to me is not our official paperwork, and we are able to prove it. We cannot contact Mr. Thomas Cook simply because we have no idea where he is. Again we have not had any contact with Mr. Cook for over 4 months now, and he no longer has any associations with our company. Regarding the paperwork you attached; We do not have pictures of pirates on our letterheads, and also the VAT number is completely incorrect. Added to that there is no contact address, no contact email address, no contact telephone number, no contact fax number, and also the name of the board members are fake. Am the director of this company. My name should appear on an official agreement form, yet it does not appear on your copy. You sound like an intelligent man, do you think that a real agreement form should be missing such important information? All the names of the board members are fake. They are actually related to "pirate" names. Let me explain: 1. Mr. Jim Lad "Jim Lad" is a character in the famous pirate book, "Treasure Island". It is not a real name. 2. Mrs. C. Worthy Obviously, this is a joke name, meant to sound like "Sea Worthy", describing a ship that is safe to use in the Sea. 3. Mr Valk De Planc Again, this is a joke name. It is supposed to sound like the pirate phrase, "walk the plank". 4. Mr. Aye Patch Once more, another joke name, made to sound like the "Eye Patch" that pirates sometimes wear. As you can see, all those names are related to pirates and the sea. I am sorry that you have obviously been the victim of a scam, however my company cannot be held responsible for the fact that you have not taken precautions or done your research. Please do feel free to report the offence to your local law enforcement. I wish you luck. Thank you for your email. Charles Babbage - Director Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]