I thought of another one:
I once wrote a very depressing suicide note as a 'concept story' for a site called Themestream. Themestream was a site where writers could submit short stories, and other people could submit comments on your writing/story.
Next day, I had the cops bust into my apartment while I was sleeping. They said they recieved a call from someone on that site that I was going to kill myself.
I was standing there in my boxers pissed as hell as the cop turned her head into the living room and saw my glass bong with a sack sitting right next to it.
The fuckers gave me a ticket right there, and took my shit.
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