I was in college and I met this HOT girl with DD Tits!! After going out with her a couple of times I took her out one night for Mexican food. We got fucked up drinking Margarita's and doing Tequila shots......to make a long story short...I took her out behind one of the dorms outside and started banging her silly!!
The problem was the mexican food I ate was stirring up in my stomach.While I was stradling her and banging her, I felt I had to let a little gas go. Unfotunately, when I tried to do this......it sounded like a high pitch trumpet. I was sooo embarassed.....I went limp in an instant. She was laughing!!! Needless to say I never banged her again!!
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