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Originally posted by DearAbby
I appreciate the US soldiers liberating Iraq, getting rid of WMD, and fighting terrorism... all that sort of good stuff.
Thats pretty nice of them to do all that for me... but if it came down to me doing it for them??? I really dont think I would be willing to risk my life for my fellow American. I value freedom and stuff... but Im a lazy fucker.
I know it sounds selfish... but fuck it.
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But you get to shoot towel-heads into the face.
Maybe they'll even let you cut their ears off and make a necklace to wear with pride.