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Geez I got too many embarrassing moments.
Once I was drinking at Max Fish and I started feeling sick. I got up to go to the bathroom, swooning. It was a busy weekend night and there was a line to the bathroom.
Now in this bar, the bathroom doors are in a brightly lit area right next to the pool table.
I asked the guy in front of the line if I could please go ahead of him, I think I'm gunna be sick, etc. He told me no. I stood there, confused, then proceeded to vomit all over myself, in front of about 50 people.
I stopped caring and let it just pout out of my mouth, running down my face onto my clothes.
Needless to say he let me cut in front of him then.
I guess that was more gross than embarrassing.
Another one would be at my 10-year high school reunion.
When everyone was mingling, I spotted a girl across the room, we smiled at each other, then approached each other. She gave me a hug and I hugged her back, and we started talking shit about "how have you been" and what-not.
After about 3 minutes of generic conversation, we realized that we didn't know each other at all, and silently walked away from each other, never speaking again.
And the time I got drunk and kept yelling at Jerry Seinfeld how I was going to fuck his girlfriend. That was pretty bad, I'm told.
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