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Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! I'd fuckin recognize her anywhere! "
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Pat and Murphy landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before tea, Murphy yelled: "Pat! I lost me fuckin finger!"
"Have you now?" says Pat. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big fuckin spinning thing here like this...Shit! There goes another one!"
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