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Old 03-26-2003, 10:48 PM  
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Originally posted by QualityMpegs
I really liked this girl and I told my friend and he went up and told her! Then her boyfriend and his friends came over, ripped off my pants, and sodomized me with a metal pipe. Then they screamed in my ear about "never thinking about his fucking bitch again." I sure am glad I lost consciousness -- it was embarrassing! Not only that, but later I, like, had to explain all the dried blood around my ass to my stepdad when he was helping me take a bath! It was, like, SO embarrassing!!!

That story doesn't have (as Judge Judy would say) 'the ring of truth'.

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