First day of the second semester my senior year of high school. I was sick as hell. I had a really nasty cold. I almost went home but I figured that would be a bad idea since it was the first day of my new classes. I went to my 5th period lit. class and sat down. I felt terrible but hey...at least I was sitting down. The bell rang and everyone got quiet as the teacher introduced herself and was telling us the basics of the class.
I felt a sneezing fit coming on but I tried to hold back the sneezes and snot. Finally I couldn't take it anymore and I started sneezing. I sort of held back my sneezes so they wouldn't be too loud but at about sneeze #3 the internal pressure was just too much. As I sneezed, I let a good, loud fart. This wasn't a quiet little *poot* but rather a thunderous, full force rip. I think we all know how those hard wood chairs amplified farts too. Needless to say, the class erupted into laughter as I slinked down in my own funk. People still give me a hard time about that to this day.
