Most embarassing thing, would be what happened to me on Friday March 21 2003.
I was take public transist to pick up my son from his moms.
Well Friday I am getting off the bus and I slip and fall.
I fly out the door without touching anything, land on my arm with it jabbed into my ribs. Right in a puddle of dirty muddy spring melt.
Cracked 2 ribs broke 1 and bruised a lung. And got muddy water all over my jacket & pants it looked like I either shit myself or pissed myself..
Well there were some folks on the bus laughing and I turned red.
Now the funny thing was I was wearing my Adult.com jacket and was trying to catch the eye of this babe that was sitting by the door.
This babe was giggling until the Bus Driver helped me back on the bus. I did try to get her number anyway once I got my breath back. No luck!!
