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Ah, that's easy... I've got two...
One, I was a small guy in college. I lived in a co-ed dorm, but the bulk of the floor that I lived on was male. I was the only freshman. One night, I got drunk, so I was stripped naked, painted blue, tied into a chair, and put in an elevator for a few hours.
Another one... I had just got clipless pedals for my mountain bike (the kind where you shoes clip to the pedals... like ski bindings). I was crossing campus on a highly, highly trafficked path. The entire crowd stopped at a street crossing, and so did I. The only thing is that I wasn't used to my new pedals yet. So, when I stopped, my shoes didn't come free. I was stuck in my pedals, so when I stopped for traffic in the middle of a crowd of people, I just fell to the side, still stuck to my bike. Several very hot chicks asked if I was ok or needed any help. I did. Instead, I had to wait until the crowd passed to extricate myself.
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