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Most embarassing thing was when I was 14 I was walking down the street and there were some girls walking towards my direction and I wanted to impress them so I thought if I spit on the ground they would think I was cool, so I hocked up a big loogie and spit on the ground but the wind caught it and it flew right back on my shoulder with a stream of it still hanging out of my mouth.
I just stared straight ahead with a big loogie on my shoulder and hanging out my mouth like nothing happened and the girls walked on by, laughing.
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