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When you're in the army you learn to catnap - 5 minutes here and 5 minutes there - it keeps you going.
Showers????????
You're in the army soldier - keep your weapon clean and don't waste time with your body - the undertaker will do that when you're dead - if they can find the body parts.
Underwear - well if you haven't shit yourself the first time a shell has landed nearby you and your buddy can get 4 days wear out of a pair of jocks.
Day 1 - wear as normal
Day 2 - turn inside out
Day 3 - swap with your buddy
Day 4 - turn inside out
Having a shit? - the only thing you have to worry about is not getting caught with your pants down
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