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Old 01-24-2009, 02:23 PM  
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:2cents Zombie Apocalypse: The ONLY Survival Tip You'll Ever Need!

TIP: Knock their teeth out.

Zombies multiply by biting humans and/or eating human brains. Without teeth, they won't be able to spread their virus, unless they gum an open wound of yours, in which case, you're the dumbass that let them suckle on your papercut.

You can successfully turn your menacing zombie into a menacing house pet by using this very simple tip.

Tools you can use for teeth removal:
Hammers, Shovels, Knives, Bricks, Baseball Bats, Pliers, Bowling Balls, Automobiles, Steel Toe Boots

These are just some suggestions. Get creative!

That's all for now!
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