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My Predictions for 2009
This is going to be one shitty year. There will be more unemployed people than you can shake a retarded baby at. Which is why he is retarded by the way...
Anyways, speaking of the Palin's, they have faded back into non-existance, until we suddenly need another pile of mavericks, you betchas, and shopping sprees. But I will mention that one of her slut daughters just gave birth to her own bundle of joy. I still can't understand why she didn't get an abortion. And why her mother didn't get an abortion...or six. And they are going to name the baby after a kitchen appliance. They should've called him Joe The Baby.
So my prediction is that this year will suck. Every single American corporation go broke because nobody wants to buy its crap. And then every single CEO will end up going to jail for spending corporate funds on diamonds. And you will all lose your jobs.
And nobody will be able to fix it. Not Barack Obama. Not even me. And I've fixed a lot of things. I made General Motors profitable, I got the British to make a watchable television show that had more than three episodes, I painted a portrait that makes the Mona Lisa look like a piece of toilet paper, and I've even cured cancer, herpes simplex, and gayness.
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