I am so proud I could bust to belong to the party that educated people prefer. The party that prefers an open court system, seperation of religion and state and believes in an individual's right to privacy.
- The party that poor people prefer
- The party that thinks people should be able to sue McDonalds because they're fat
- Should individuals have the right to plot attacks against us if they're plotting in privacy?
I am proud that I'm not so gullible that I can be convinced to vote for the party that repeatedly says it wants to put me in jail for what I do, the party that counts David Duke and Pat Robertson and G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North among it's most prominent members. The party that tells women they can't decide for themselves whether they can have an abortion, the party that is campaigning for secret courts and the 'Patriot' act, the party that wants to be tough on crime and put pot smokers in prison.
- Jail for porn, like that will happen - for one thing it's way too big of a legitimate business
- Jesse Jackson is on your side
- You think women should have the right to murder other individuals - as long as they created them. I do to, it prevents the spread of their moronic genes.
The same party where secret degenerates like John Ashhahahahaha wrap themselves in the flag and drape a cloak over Lady Liberty's breast, where they believe in confiscating your car if they find a joint in it because 'the car is guilty of a crime'. The party that wants the right to hold suspects without benefit of representation indefinitely and that wants the right to phone and wiretap everyone without having to ask permission from a Judge and then present the evidence in a secret court. The party of the 'morally upright and holy' who wants to force every kid to stand in lockstep and recite the pledge of allegiance when they're damn well told to. The party that wants to force me to live in a police state based on biblical principles, brought to you by the Moral Majority and the Republicans.
- I'm all for the legalization of Cannabis
- Nobody is forced to pledge allegance to our country, however if you're not willing to you should get the fuck out of here.
Keep voting for them you Repubs and conservatives, hope you enjoy the confiscated property and cozy little jail cell you'll get for your troubles.