TIMZIM

I remember this friend o´mine who went to a brothel one night. He was pretty drunk and said to the big fat momma at the counter that he wanted something really special that night because it was his birthday. The big momma sent him up to room #30 where he would get something very special. So he went into the room that was absolutely dark, undressed and lied on the bed next to a girl. The gils started giving him head which was nothing very special, but suddenly she started to sing 'happy birthday' for him. Her voice was beautiful and he wondered, how she can sing so nice with a big piece of meat between her lips sucking like a young goddes. When she was done, both lying in the darkness of the room he asked her how this was possible, but she wouldn´t tell him. He asked another couple of times, but she still wanted it to keep her secret. Until he turned the little bedside lamp and found a GLASS EYE lying on the bedside table.