So it's my weekend with my Girl, she's 5 years old. As always she up at 5am eating her Count Chocula and watching MTV. The mornings is the only time they play music videos.
So she calls me in to look at something on TV telling me she wants one.
Turns out to be a Vibrating Pussy Finger Tip Thingy by Trojan.
Here is the actual ad she saw:
I do the best I can to monitor her. Looks like no more MTV till shes at least 16.
sad sad sad
