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Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...
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Always loved that one and it's many worldly variations...
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What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste
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Q: What's the similarity between American beer and sex in a canoe?
A: It's fucking close to water.
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Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip
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Never work in the service industry in New Zealand.