1. My site is shittier than a rat's ass:
www.costumecuties.com. The original designer and webmaster kinda tossed this together on his own, according to him he "coded by hand" which I don't even know what that means, it's probably a euphemism for "didn't give a shit, took the money and ran." Check out the site, I dare you. Get this noise, when you tour you see these neat (well by 'neat' I mean 'better than nothing') thumbnails to show new content, though you can't do much with them...however when you join and actually pay for the membership, you get no thumbnails. Not a one. Only a list of video titles with no description. In fact the member section doesn't look a damned thing like the preview section. Oh and don't you love that the frontpage is one lone pic, with no real info about the site, except for a banner I half assed put together bc, well, I'm not a designer. Sweet huh!
2. I LOVE the Play With Paris layout (
http://gimme-website.com/v2/?p=63 :
http://www.playwithparis.com) Also you mentioned "it is your responsibility to intergrate" I think you mean "integrate" (hey, you asked to hear about typos :p). I know what you mean about being too nice and spending hours with "those" types of clients, as a freelance photographer I deal with them all too frequently.
3. Well I think I've swallowed enough ego by now.