Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Sorry... No pics or Vid... It was purely for pleasure... Not for publication LOL

Actually, all joking aside... Thats kinda based on a true story...It goes like this...

Its 2000 /2001 and I nip into the Venetian high rollers restroom for a piss... I stand at the urinal, start to go, and look down to see a big fat brown turd looking back at me!

I glance over at the attendant, whos just stood there, and visualize someone standing there and taking a dump while the attendant looks on approvingly...

On the way out, I thought Id better say something, cause the attendant obviously doesn't know about it, so I say, 'By the way mate... Theres a turd in the urinal...'

The guy looks absolutely horrified, as if hes about to lose his job, and rushes over to the urinal... Im just walking through the door and I hear 'Sir, sir!' look back and hes beckoning me over!

My first thought was I have allready seen the turd, and have no wish to enjoy it again, but for some reason, I go back over... Hes pointing into the urinal...

Turns out its NOT a turd... Its the butt of a fat cigar! LOL