1. Surprise me from time to time with a random 'I'm happy to have you' blowjob in the car or while I'm watching tv or whatever. Something random that lets me know you want me to feel good. Its not about the blowjob as much as its about you wanting me to feel good.
2. I really don't care about anything that happens at your work that doesn't involve you and I REALLY don't care about the relationship issues your friends are having.
3. Sometimes I want you to AT LEAST offer to pay for a meal or movie or whatever. If you don't, then you better surprise me with random 'I thought this would look good on you' gifts from time to time when you go shopping.
4. Shut the fuck up and let me drive. ( I don't care how many wrecks I've been in I don't want you to even try to dictate how fast I'm going )
5. Yes I think some of your friends are hot and I would have sex with them if I knew 100% that you wouldn't find out. If you don't believe me, tell me you decided you want to have a threesome with them and watch how fast I agree. (honestly I might play it off like I have to think about it but the final answer will be yes if I want to fuck the girl you offer)
6. I want to watch you fuck with other guys. I don't know why, it just turns me on.
7. Sometimes I don't want to be around you. Its not because I don't like you, its because I want to be alone or I have shit on my mind, etc. Don't take offense, just let me have my space when I need it.
8. Even though that 18 year old girl dressed like a prostitute is a lot younger than me, I still think she is hot and would fuck her if given the chance. And...I love how shes dressed, and yes I was staring at her and I'll probably be thinking about her next time we have sex!
9. I'll eat your pussy or worship your body any time you want, in addition to the random worshipings.
5 out of 9 are about sex....not too shabby if you ask me. I was thinking it would be at least 8 out of 9...lol.
