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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way
- A blowjob won't fix everything but it's always a good first step on the off chance it might.
For example:
A BJ won't fix the broken light switch in your master closet. But if you give me a BJ and then ask me nicely afterwards? Done and done, baby.
A BJ won't make your cellphone payment, but if you give me one and then ask me to borrow $100. Done and done, baby.
A BJ won't get you out of paying me back the $100, but if you give me one every time I ask for the money? Done and done.
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Already on the list:
A blowjob is always appreciated, and will make us forgive you for anything you might've done short of cheating on us or killing our mother.
