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look "who" you little monkey turd.
you can think i am bullshit but i speak truth women fucking love me.
when i walk into a place and shoot a glance around the bar my crystal blue eyes pierce the hearts of so many beautiful women it is like they wonder if i am some greek god sent to earth to fullfill their dreams.
when a chick pulls out my wank their jaw fucking drops because they cannot believe they are about to be pleasured with such a large tool.
while you sit at home and wack off and wonder why your girls pussy is feeling looser lately dont come running mad at me. i am the real player, i dont need to play games because i was born a winner, women see this and they flock to me.
you can guarantee i cause problems in peoples relationships just by asking them out, i dont go after chicks with boyfriends but you can bet when i ask a chick out and they tell me they have one they go home wondering why the fuck they have to be around losers like you when they could be with a real man like myself.
again while players like me set the date losers like you go home and masterbate.
me = pimp
you = simp
are you following?
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