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My theory is that people have different "strains" of maladies in their particular geographical location. In other words, a guy coming in with a slight case of the common cold from Japan is gonna make somebody from Austin, Texas or St. Paul, Minnesota get sick as shit because they don't have any immunity to the slight variation.
So when you get a big mixture of people from all over the world in the casinos in Las Vegas, you're gonna get sick.
You can definitely improve your chances of not getting sick by keeping your immune system strong while in Vegas. Best way to do that is to immediately find me. Turn over all of your drugs to me. Then, if you are a male....do not attend any of the parties. For females it's okay. All the men should stay locked securely in their rooms. And since females physiology is different, they will need to drink lots and lots of alcohol and partake in all the confiscated drugs. The men should get plenty of sleep to keep well, while the ladies should stay out with me all night.
Since I now live in Vegas, I am immune to this phenomenon.
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