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-Silence is golden. Really.
-If the TV is on, talk only during commercials, and NEVER during a movie, unless I have the remote and have paused it for you.
-don't neglect the balls.
-stay out of my office, especially when I'm coding, or on the phone.
-I'll eat your pussy whenever you want for as long as you want, unless its bleeding.
-girls don't fart or shit, please make sure I never have any evidence to contradict this fact.
-sex and other forms of physical intimacy are critical to the ongoing emotional and physical well being of a guy in a "relationship". If you want to drive us away, get distant and frigid for a prolonged period.
-its fairly easy to keep a guy happy, just figure out the three or four critical elements and we're fine forever.
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