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Don't clean up my messy office as a favor, because you're essentially hiding every fucking thing I need.
Charge your fucking cellphone, or I'll take you off the plan.
I don't care if you can cook. Tombstone sells a great pizza at the supermarket.
It's not the size of your boobs that matters, its the shape.
Don't get too small.
Eleven year old boys hips = NOT SEXY
As long as your waist is small and your stomach is flat, your butt can't be too big.
Don't ever say it's "the perfect size".
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