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Originally Posted by marketsmart
bullshit... a lot of wet naps have alcohol in them...
burn your bunghole... no thanks...
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This reminded of a story I had to share. My dad years ago went out on an all day ocean fishing trip with my uncle and cousins. This was not a usual activity for my father. Well during the day he had to "use the facilities" and was told you hang your ass over the side of the boat and go. When he was done he asked one of my cousins to throw him something to clean up with. My cousin threw my dad a rag, he cleaned up and within minutes was yelling in pain. The rag had turpentine on it. My cousin swears to this day it was an accident but they called my dad Shiney Hiney for years after.
He never did go out fishing with them again.
