Originally Posted by simonsyinister

Usually the model wants to suck and fuck me, so obviously they want to play to get pay. I've had a few girls , ask can BF or hubby or manager come... I politely tell them, fuck no..and if they insist..I follow up with...shoot cancelled and hire another one million models.

It's simple... NO MATTER what you shoot.. a girl will NEVER act the same w/ a friend around as she would by herself.. that's a fact and u can take it to the Bank.

I give them references, they see past works, they can google me.. I tell them I shot over 200 models and I haven't killed anybody in the past 5 years...Yet * MUHHAAAHAHAHAHA*


They laugh and come over to suck my dick and fall in love with my southern charm and hospitality. I treat models as if they are my girlfriend for a few hours ( I listen to their dumbass stories with a smile)...the attention and kindness they receive, translates into cuteness, shyness, happiness and horniess..I get new girls no one has shot...half of the battle is total transparency. The model knows everything about me, before I book the ticket..then they become "intrigued" with working for me..I slam in the salami, bang I gotta another model looking to leave her hubby or dump her boyfriend just so she can stare in my soft blue eyes...I only pull out the full MAGIC when I know a girl can be a true money maker..because I still need to pimp this bitch for my money... if she likes me..oh my , how the money rolls in.

I also get model releases signed BEFORE shoot and I pay AFTER shoot

It also helps to have a big mainstream past...

**special note to photographers***
1. If u are fat..go to the gym
2. If you are old...act young
3. Buy clothes from this decade
4. watch MTV get to learn the lingo..relate to the models on their level
5. wash your ass dudes..I put vanilla baby powder on my balls..Im clean and girls like that
6. do not "adjust girls clothing" I only touch them after they touch me

7. Stop being a fucking creep and never force or command a model to do anything. My sets are fun and it shows..If a model feels she can't do what is required in the shoot..send her packing, simple..I always lay out everything I need them to shoot before I get the ticket..some girls change thier minds or feel guilty about BF..so that's cool They take a cab home, asap

8. A nice car really goes a long way..doesn't have to be totally expensive, just a cool car or truck..models get wet faster

9. GUM or TIC TACS ..always

10. steps 1-9, rinse and repeat