Change this war to a massive competition pitting US and Iraqi forces in a great contest which is something like "Fear Factor", "American Gladiators" "The Houston 500" (XXX version) and "Deathrace 2000" combined involving boxing gloves, freeze dried donkey intestines, gas powered dildos and GFY yellow Miatas.
Oh, and I've have exclusive rights to the footage. Get out your wallet, CNN..
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