Originally Posted by Donfoolio

a long time ago I called the cops on a GF that was outside my house with her "posse" of misfit lesbians and a small Chinese fellow. They left before the cops came when they were met with a ninja sword at the door lmao but when the cops arrived and I told them "my girlfriend was here and wanted to beat me up" the first thing the cop said was "was she a black girl?" 100% True police story.