CurrentlySober

I just ran out of Vodka!

Theres an empty bottle on my desk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111OMG! !!!!!!11111111111111

I really hate to make a thread like this... But Im at ROCK BOTTOM!

I *could* go out and buy a bottle from the corner store... But I really just cant be assed....

I *could* order some online... But again... I just really cant be assed to get up and find my credit card....

So... I'm basically at my LOWEST POINT EVER...

So... I'm not proud to do it... But... I'm turning to YOU !

Those of you who know or have met me, will understand that I'm a fat, lazy, raging drunk,... Who thinks the world owes me a living... So... I got to thinking....

Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the bottle of vodka I desire?

You know, perhaps you could all pay for it, and send it to me, so I dont need to get up off my fat ass and go to the corner store?

Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

This is rock bottom! (AND IM THIRSTY ! )

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