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Old 03-23-2003, 05:15 PM  
Gutterboy
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Brujah
I'd be happy to share the upcoming events with you.

It all began with the recent birth of the Red Heifer.

Saddam Hussein will be removed from power in Iraq. The new leadership in Iraq will rebuild Babylon and sanctions will be lifted. New Babylon will become the economic and religious center in the middle east. Years of lasting peace will be made with between these nations and Greater Israel as part of a roadmap to peace. A new world order is established with all nations working together. After years of calm, the arab nations will join against Israel and surprisingly aided by then Russian government.

Jesus will return in a space craft at this period, and be shot down by the US government in fear of hostile intent.


That was the funniest thing I've read all day.
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