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Old 03-23-2003, 03:47 PM  
Manny The Freak
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Stripper horror stories.

Busty Heart a Las Vegas stripper was sued for assaulting Illinois strip-joint patron Bennie Casson by "slamming" her 88-inch bust into his neck and head. Casson said that he suffered $200 000 worth of emotional distress, mental anguish and indignity, and that her 40 pound mammaries left him bruised, contused, lacerated and sore, without specifying what the bad part was. A judge dismissed the case in 1999, and a few days later Casson shot himself. Heart's breasts? still at large.


Marc Sims was rushed to an Ottawa hospital after Jessica Vander, an exotic dancer at Cabaret Le Pink, invited him onstage to sit on his chest. Which sounds great, except for one thing: The stripper allegedly nailed the guy's scrotum som hard that one testicle swelled to the size of a baseball. He went to the hospital where doctors removed a tumor. Sadly the doctors were mistaken and Marc sued.
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